第二天早上,
任天真站在门口我给你孙头头打电话,
孙头头正梦到自己吃鸡腿,
还没要上鸡腿呢就被手机铃声给弄醒了,
孙头头胡乱地拿起电话,
迷迷糊糊的接听,
任天真:" 孙头头你起了没有?"
听到是自家男朋友的声音她的声音也跟着温柔下来,
本来他是打算施展狮吼功的,
孙头头:" 我闹钟还没有响呢,"
孙头头:" 我应该还可以睡一会儿,"
任天真:" 别睡了,"
任天真:" 快起来,"
孙头头:" 任天真不带你这样折磨人的,"
孙头头:" 大早上的饶人清梦,"
任天真:" 起来吃早餐了,"
孙头头:" 不吃,"
任天真:" 你还学中医呢,"
任天真:" 早餐必须吃,"
孙头头:" 啊……"
孙头头:" 烦……"
被吵醒的孙头头是真的很不高兴,
特别不高兴,
她还可以睡一会儿,
还有一会儿呢!
烦,
任天真:" 好了好了,快起来了,"
任天真:" 我在门口,"
孙头头:" 你在我门口干嘛?"
孙头头:" 这大清早的,"
任天真:" 给你送早餐,"
孙头头:" 我一点都不想吃,"
孙头头:" 要不你回去吧,"
孙头头在认真的商量,
一副她根本就不会起来的样子,
也就是在这时孙头头的手机闹钟响了,
孙头头:" 你真的太烦了,"
孙头头:" 我还打算争分夺秒地睡一会儿,结果我闹钟响了,"
孙头头:" 我还睡个屁呀我,"
任天真:" 所以你就起来给我开门,"
孙头头:" 好吧,好吧,"
孙头头迷迷糊糊的起来,
穿着可爱的小熊睡衣,
头发乱七八糟的,
任天真看到的就是这副样子,
觉得特别的可爱也觉得特别真实,
任天真就站在门口看着孙头头温柔的笑,
孙头头:" 进来呀,"
孙头头:" 不进来你大早上的给我打电话干嘛,"
任天真:" 你也太真实了吧,"
孙头头:" 啥意思?"
孙头头:" 我以前都很假?"
任天真:" 人家女朋友见男朋友都会把自己打扮得特别精致,"
任天真:" 什么到你这里就是乱七八糟的,"
任天真:" 脸上还有眼屎,"
孙头头:" 要不我重新开一次门?"
孙头头:" 你老再出去一下?"
孙头头:" 肯定是我打开的方式不对,"
孙头头咬牙切齿再说,
怎么说呢?
她现在能心平气和地说话就不错了,
还管自己的形象,
任天真:" 那倒不必,"
孙头头:" 你还敢提要求,"
孙头头:" 我本来睡得好好的结果你给我打电话,我至少少睡了20分钟,"
孙头头:" 你老在外面嚷嚷,我想洗脸盛装打扮也得需要时间吧,"
孙头头:" 你给我时间了吗?"
孙头头:" 你能有女朋友就不错了"
孙头头:" 就别挑三拣四了,"
任天真:" 我就说了三句,"
任天真:" 结果你说了好多,"
孙头头:" 是你说的太过分了,"
孙头头:" 难道你早上醒来的时候没有眼屎?"
任天真:" 好啦,好啦,我错了,"
任天真:" 我就不应该说这样的话,"
任天真赶快顺毛,
孙头头这个人吧很多时候都是大大咧咧的,
但是有一个毛病或者说一个大毛病,孙头头特别唠叨,唠叨起来会让你怀疑人生,
其实她就是口才太好了,她会说到让你觉得无地自容,让你觉得事情本该就是那个样子的,
任天真:" 我以后一定当作看不见的眼屎,"
任天真:" 我是绝对不会说的,"
孙头头:" 你还说,"
任天真:" 好啦,亲亲,"
孙头头:" 你老真重口味,我还没洗脸呢,我还以为你口中的眼屎,"
任天真:" 我不介意,"
任天真:" 情人眼里出西施,"
孙头头:" 任天真不会讲话就不要讲,"
孙头头:" 有的时候闭嘴是最明智的选择,"
什么叫做情人眼里出西施?
这不就是在说她长得丑吗,
任天真:" 亲一个,"
任天真:" 好久没亲了,"
孙头头:" 昨天你亲的是谁?"
任天真:" 有一句话是这么说的,今日是今日做,今天还没亲,"
孙头头:" 美不得你,"